potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

foxy-green:

bencarignan:

rickybrugal:

dorkly:

Female Fantasy III

Perfecto.

perfect

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.

LMFAO the truth.

(via msynergy)

hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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(Source: promoted, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: hailmydick, via memewhore)

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

(via thisraginghope)

departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

(via thisraginghope)

(Source: iraffiruse)

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

(via thisraginghope)